There's a person online who is never ignored,
wherever they post or they play;
their content's the stuff that the people adore,
from morning to end of the day.
They’re cheered on with likes in the digital lands,
and followed by all neighborhoods;
wherever they post, there's applause and more fans—
they’re The Banger Who Delivers the Goods.
The lurkers of feeds just scroll on and lament;
their posts never seem to take flight;
their memes miss the mark, their replies seem half-sent,
their engagement's a trickle, not quite.
The crowd tires of accounts that just fade into blur,
in the echo of bland neighborhoods;
but there’s one who commands every comment and stir—
they’re The Banger Who Delivers the Goods.
Some barely can bother, just sharing reposts,
and hoping for traction in vain;
some clog up the feed with their endless lame boasts,
and some whine their way to disdain.
But one always crafts with precision and flair,
while others stay stuck in their moods;
they hit every platform with style and care—
they’re The Banger Who Delivers the Goods.
One frets if they’ve shared something too spicy,
and one stays too safe, dull, and bland;
one floods with spam, trying to stay commercial,
but their reach is just dust in the sand.
So here’s to the wizard of wit and of charm,
whose posts lift us all out of slumps;
it’s a toast to the genius, the digital star—
The Banger Who Delivers the Goods!